Hang In There Stoned Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Behold our Unisex Long Sleeve Tee – the ultimate armor for the sarcastically uplifting, nature-loving, tree-hugging maestros of leisure and activity. Crafted from cotton softer than a lullaby sung by a woodland elf, this shirt is here to make a statement: "I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like sipping my coffee on the porch, but I’m not afraid to break a sweat on a hike for a great view."

Designed for those who believe in the therapeutic power of a forest stroll, with a soundtrack provided by birds, squirrels, and the occasional passerby playing the ukulele. It's like a symphony of sanity – because who needs therapy when you have a comfy long sleeve tee?


Perfect for lounging like a sloth or breaking a sweat like you're running from commitment, this shirt is as versatile as your taste in playlists. Whether you're into power hikes or power naps, we've got you covered – literally.


Wearing our shirts isn't just a fashion choice; it's a public service. We guarantee smiles from you and envy from onlookers. It's like a happiness conspiracy, and you're the ringleader.

So, grab a shirt today, maybe two, because life's too short to wear boring clothes. And let's be real, the world needs more trees, more tunes, and more people making an expressive fashion statement.

We print our tees to order because we believe in the power of individuality – just like your unique sense of humor. Sure, it might take a smidge longer to arrive, but hey, patience is a virtue, right? Plus, it's our way of saving the planet, one witty tee at a time. We're not slow; we're sustainably fashionably late.